Saturday we had pictures of a fine young lady making it out with a snake on the Guiyang Auto Show. Turns out she isn’t very faithful, here she is with a crocodile! She is changing employers too, she was with Chang’an with the snake, now she is with Brilliance, heating up a croc on the hood of a Jinbei S30 mini SUV. An interesting lady this is… Click on Pics for Bigs™. Very NSFW after the jump, but allowed in China on a public auto show, so how bad can it be?

Well…

The crocodile is very protected in China for some ten years, and with some result, there are still some left living in the wild. The crocodile is also a popular cuisine, especially in southern China. Most of the crocodiles in restaurants however come from crocodile farms these days.

Serving truly wild crocodiles is forbidden, but some customers still want ’em and are willing to pay up to 10.000 yuan for a small crocodile. The wild ones are usually smuggled over the border from Laos and originate from Thailand. The monster in Guiyang loox very tame, but what do you expect, which such a lady on its back?

True love. We play a game! What do you, dear reader of this, want more: the croc, the lady, or the car?  Croc is worth 10 handbags. Lady is worth a live long hefty sex life. Brilliance Jinbei S30 is worth 65.800 yuan. Please leave your answer in the comments.

What is that croc sniffing there?

Whispering sweet words in his ear.

A local dance. Fine young lady in cheap-looking underwear, guess she needs to save the cash to feed her croc and her snake, that’s at least ten fat chickens a day.

Getting dressed after the dong dong is done, now for a cigarette…