This is going the be a scandalous story. Walking around the block today I found a massive Porsche Cayenne TechArt Magnum standing in a kinda dark alley, in front of a massage salon… But that is only the start of the mess I saw, let us have a look from the back:

Brilliant car, a beast in orange. TechArt bodykit, improved suspension and 600hp thanks to twin-turbo upgrade. Now wait!, what is that water dripping off the rear wheel? Close up:

Indeed, it was a dog that peed. Chinese dogs have yet no respect for a TechArt Magnum, bad animals they are.

Dog probably thought fat-ass TechArt was a tree.

Hopefully doggie’s pee didn’t hit those expensive Brembo’s, pee and brakes don’t go well together.

This is the message salon. Kinda shady place. The have a special offer for foot massage; 48 yuan (7.6 USD) for 70 minutes. Sure the feet are just the beginning…